Welcome Brian, I hope the pirate jokes don't chase you away :lol:

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Originally Posted by Graham

Welcome Brian, I hope the pirate jokes don't chase you away :lol:

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I'm sure he won't go farrrrrrr. :lol:

Well hopefully he'll see through the pirate jokes to who we really arrrrrrrrrre: A great group of kilted gents who would go farrrrrr out arrrrrr way to help each other! And with that, another pirate joke:

So a kilted pirate walks into a bar, and swaggers up to the barkeep and demands a glass of rum. His exact words were "Your rum or your life, dog, what'll it be?".
And so the bartender, being a reasonable fellow, makes no complaint but simply grabs a large glass, a bottle of fine dark rum, and begins to pour. And while he's waiting for the glass to fill he sizes up the pirate, having never seen a real honest-to-God pirate before.

This pirate is in full pirate gear. Gold earrings, patch over the eye, a big filthy white blouse covering his swarthy chest, tattoos everywhere, all of it. But protruding from his kilt is the unmistakable form of a steering wheel.

Well, the bartender sees that the glass of rum is just about topped off, so he passes the glass across the bar to the pirate, who nods curtly and takes a huge swig of the rum. Slapping a dubloon on the bartop, he turns to walk away, when our bartender's curiousity gets the best of him.

"Wait, one second. What's up with the steering wheel?"

And the pirate turns back and fixes him with a beady glare from his lone eye. "Arrr, I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

:lol:

This is a really good group. I was on the UK one for a little while, but it didn't seem to be much interested in kilts. I have the impression that this group is really interested in kilts, the history of kilts, how to make kilts, etc. You'll find it a very helpful group.
Once again, welcome