German Inuendo

[Riverkilt]

I live in a tourist town. Foreign visitors are the norm during the summer.

I'm wearing my new 16 oz strome Scott kilt, kilt hose, flashes, and jacobite shirt. Stopped at the supermarket ATM on the way home from taking some pics of the new kilt.

As I walk up to the ATM there's a couple in their 40s at the end of the line and the guy is staring at me. He's a tall one.

His lady is a knockout. Very attactive. Very shapely. and God or her surgeon were very generous. She's oozing sensuality and wearing a top with serious decollete' - think Jane Mansfield if you're my age, Pamela Anderson if you're younger.

I know he's gonna say something, and he does.

His English is very good, his accent is very German. He asks, "Is it true?"

I smiled and responded, "Its ALWAYS true."

He responds, "You'll have to prove it."

I counter, "I'd be arrested."

She of the double gifts speaks, "But I'd have fun."

I looked her in the eyes and said, "Guaranteed, you'd have fun."

She smiled then it was their turn to use the ATM.

When they finished I got a polite good bye.

Thank you God for this brief encounter with one of your most lovely creations.

Were I bifurcated don't think they'd have spoken.

Ron

[KiltedCodeWarrior]

Wow, great conversation. And if you have spent any time on the other side of the pond, very typical. Many here would think that it was a bit forward, but I would have enjoyed it as you did Ron.

[Josh_E]

Sorry to change the subject but I would like to point out that I am young but in no way at all attracted to Pamela Anderson.

[The Supreme Canuck]

Agreed.

[Blu (Ontario)]

My theory is that when the general public see someone in a kilt, they automatically assume that they're extraversive. Usually possitive and always interesting. I can say that, without a doubt, the kilt has been responsible for many encounters with strangers that otherwise would have silently passed me by.

[michael steinrok]

Sorry to change the subject but I would like to point out that I am young but in no way at all attracted to Pamela Anderson.

I gotta go with the young guys on this. Looks and stupidty she is as dumb as a box of rocks. Sorry to have offended any rocks. Oh no I'm offended.

[Riverkilt]

And so was Jane Mansfield...but was just speaking of their endowments, nothing more....

Good point about folks figuring kilted guys are "approachable."

But jeez, right to inuendo about underwear right out of the chute....?

Ron

[CameronTaylor]

Ya gotta go with it, although I'm a little hesitant when guys ask ...


CT - lasses thou -

[Alan H]

Yeah but it's SUBTLE innuendo. I rather enjoy that. It's a ot better than the Jerk that hollers

ARE YOU WEARING ANY UNDEWEAR DOWN THERE? ARE WE GONNA GET TO SEE YOUR D***?

...at the top of his bewllowlike lungs, having concocted the whole thing in nanoseconds out of his specious little head.

[Red Lioness]

What, no Mae West references?