Just got a call from Red_Raven_Studios. Her son (my stepson), master of common sense that he is, took some fart bombs to school with him today. Tried to set one off and got caught. Came very close to leaving school with the cops (class 6 felony). He's been kicked out of school for what little is left of the year.

Now we have to decide which of his body parts to cut off and sell on the black market.