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8th January 06, 03:06 PM
#1
Kilting For Health
Received this email from a friend of 16 years yesterday. He's 65 years old.
"I have varicose veins surrounding my left testicle which have to be surgically repaired."
Don't know that wearing pants caused that, but sure couldn't have helped. Don't know if that happens to guys who are kilted for life. Did suggest that he order up some kilts now to help improve his comfort after surgery.
Wonder if there are any urology studies about the testicular health hazards of wearing pants and/or the testicular health benefits of wearing kilts.
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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8th January 06, 04:44 PM
#2
Yikes! I didn't even know that was possible. I remember there being a discussion not too long ago over in Bravehearts about the relationship between certain diseases & the wearing of trousers. One of the men revealed that he had a rather embarassing condition which was aggravated by trousers but cleared up when he switched to kilts.
During the discussion none of us could remember or find reference to any scientific study of this topic.
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8th January 06, 04:48 PM
#3
Boggles the mind what men will suffer needlessly.
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8th January 06, 04:51 PM
#4
There are an awful lot of men who live to ripe old ages, with no testicular problems, wearing pants all the way.
I like kilts, too, but let's not assign magical powers to them.
Virtus Ad Aethera Tendit
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8th January 06, 05:28 PM
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Why not? The world needs lots more magic. ;)
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8th January 06, 05:35 PM
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 Originally Posted by bubba
Why not? The world needs lots more magic. ;)
Put on a kilt and let your magic wand start waving!
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8th January 06, 07:15 PM
#7
 Originally Posted by Bob C.
... I like kilts, too, but let's not assign magical powers to them.
We all know that kiltmakers sprinkle a bit a bit of magic on every kilt... at least it worked for me!
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8th January 06, 07:26 PM
#8
When I wear a kilt:
I can walk faster
I can jump further
I can leap tall buildings with a single bound
The kilt has:
cleared up all my tackle problems
caused hair to grow back on my legs
cured cancer
made me more attractive to women
and sent me finacially to the wall.
Witches need brooms, men only need kilts!
Only kidding Bob, you do have a point, we need to check the facts, but it is not uncommon to hear of kilts helping the health in "that" area.
I am a strong advocate of natural health, have been for 35 years, I seriously consider wearing kilts to be beneficial to the health.
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8th January 06, 07:31 PM
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 Originally Posted by Graham
... I seriously consider wearing kilts to be beneficial to the health.
Physical and mental, mate!
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8th January 06, 07:56 PM
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I am much happier while kilted, and that permeates throught my entire well being, so yes I am healthier while kilted.
Glen McGuire
A Life Lived in Fear, Is a Life Half Lived.
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