Yesterday on the driving range of a golf course...I was wearing my MacLaren muted kilt....

A few lasses next to me started to shoot miss hits at first...and they stopped practicing shortly after.
I didn't payed any attention to them..they were standing behind me and I was doing my thing....trying to hit some decent shots.

Until...

I heard a very soft voice saying...

"Oh yes baby!...wiggle that ***!"