Ok, so I may regret this question in the morning, after the celebratory vodka tonics wear off. . . can't think of a better time to ask, though...


So, I think I'm wearing my kilts at the right length, if not too long (UK mediums a tad too long for traditional, but OK for contemporary, new Sport Kilt is just about perfect). However, I've noticed that sometimes when I sit, my private bits graze the seat over the rear hem, despite care in smoothing out the pleats as I go. Does that mean that I'm just a bubble butt, or is that part of the thrill of the kilt?

Anonymous in Cincinnati