If more men are getting kilted, will that transalte to:

a) a more open minded society
b) a clothing revolution
c) more Kilt Nights
d) standard uniform for the Canadian Coast Guard
e) Increased Bushmill Whisky/Alexander Kieth IPA sale
f) longer waiting period of a Bear Kilt
g) Migration to Vancouver/Toronto/Seattle
h) declining underwear sale
i) Increased birth rate