I was grocery shopping today and happened to be kilted. Nothing too formal, a p/v MacDonald kilt, muskrat sporran, sweater... the rest of my outfit was made up of likely kilt don'ts, so I'll stop there. I came around the corner to the cereal isle and a 5 year old boy with his family got a look at me. As I walked by he gasped, "Oh... Are you going to play a song?"

I smiled and replied, "No, not today." His mom got a chuckle out of it too.