Easter weekend we were invited to my wife's brother's house. He has a boat and every time we go there, the boat needs some kind of work.

Problems with the weekend
1. He had not told his wife we were coming. For the umpteenth time
2. Rained all day Saturday. Not fun at the beach.
3. His wife refused to let me wear my kilt when we went to the Irish bar Sat night. I have not been told what to wear since I was 10.
3. I decided to get pished, Knowing darn well that she does not like that either.
4. Had a shot of Maker's Mark.
5. Spent most of weekend teaching bil how to reupholster boat seats without correct tools.

Good things this weekend.

1. Guinness was cold and on draught. And lots of it.
2. Tried scotch for the first time. Glenfiddich. oooooh, so good.
3. Drove home.

Tempted to post the moron's email address on X Marks. But I don't want to piss off brother in law.

Frank