Its bizarre I tell you! Just so you know, I'm a daily kilt wearer but yesterday I decided to wear a handsome new pair of corduroy pxxts to work. Now, I teach at a college in northern Idaho - Idaho which is literally at the end of the road. Much to my surprise all H E double hockey sticks broke out! Students looked confused - one even told me she felt betrayed. My colleagues stared at me as if I had sprouted a third arm and even administrators wondered what was happening. After all, as one of my bosses pointed out, it wasn't Halloween.

Have I done it? Have I cracked reality wide open? Am I suddenly living in Bizzaro world? Have I managed to recalibrate the paradigm to the point where kilts are "normal" and pxxts are "strange?" If I have, doesn't that mean that you can too?

Boy I sure hope so...