Crack me up. I'm meeting a lady on line on a personals board and we're emailing back and forth and she calls me a "Knee Nudist" for wearing kilts.

Never heard that term applied to kilties before.

As you might imagine, she likes men's knees and therefore men in kilts.

Probably judges best knee contests at Highland Games.

"Knee Nudist" Just when I thought I'd heard everything....