Confusion at the dentist today

[Schultz]

While I was checking out of the dentist's office today, one of the dental assistants meekly came over and said, "Excuse me, sir, can I ask you a question about your kilt?"

"Sure," I replied, knowing full well she was going to ask me why I was wearing it today.

Sure enough, she asked, "Why are you wearing it today?"

I squinted as if thinking for a reason and said, "Well, it's Tuesday!"

"Tuesday? Is there some special significance?"

"Nope, it's just Tuesday," I said, and let it drop at that.

After staring at me for a moment, she said, "Oh, okay" and walked away, looking very confused.

I can't wait to go back for my cleaning next month.

[Big Paul]

That's a good one!!!

[millar]

That's great. .

[mddock58]

It's always possible that they may be looking forward to your return as well!

[GMan]

Oh yes those reasons of kilt wearing do bring out some strange looks after the responses we give back. Gotta love it.

[michael steinrok]

I LOVE THE COFUSION. THE OTHER DAY A WOMAN ASKED ME THE SAME THING. i NOTICED A BIG TATOO ON HER BACK NOT A MINUTE BEFORE AND SMILEING I SAID "FOR THE SAME REASON YOU'VE GOT THAT TATOO,BECAUSE I CAN" :mrgreen:

[Sherry]

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I can't wait to go back for my cleaning next month.

Well, now, there's a way to get yourself excited about going to the dentist. ;)

[minimalistix]

I always just say 'Because I wanted to'

But if its a hot chick, then I usually come back with something more clever

[Alan H]

Hey Sherry...ask me why I wore my kilt today....

LOLOL

[Riverkilt]

Kilts are fun at the dentist. I kinda straddle the dental chair then flop backwards to keep the kilt in place...my dentist and hygenist know better than to comment .....I be ready for most any angle they come from with their questions, teasing, comments thanks to this board.


Ron