What time was it...

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 14th February 06, 09:25 PM

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

**Southern Breeze** · 14th February 06, 09:34 PM

:-D Warning: Genius at work!

**Jeremiah** · 14th February 06, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

If this is a true story, then that is simply hilarious!

**cavscout** · 14th February 06, 09:47 PM

Careful dude, you're gonna get us caught. She might be onto us!

Hilarious story.

**Southern Breeze** · 14th February 06, 11:09 PM

THE CORRECT WAY TO COME HOME DRUNK!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do...

Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up,
and Yells at me for staying out so late!

"His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps,throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed,
say LETS PARTY!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep. It Works
Every Time!!

**Eujeankilt** · 15th February 06, 07:34 AM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home by midnight ..promise!

Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down way too easy. At around 2:30 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself, having a quick-witted solution, even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, and I told her twelve o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock.

When I asked her why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."

KCW,

Thanks for that. I'm glad I put my coffee down first. That's one of the best chuckles I've gotten from this forum. :mrgreen:

Dale

**KiltedCodeWarrior** · 15th February 06, 07:42 AM

Glad everyone enjoyed! I wish I could take credit for this being a real life story of my own party times, but alas, it is something I found surfing last night. I would love to think I would come up with this after coming home late, but I doubt I would be thinking that clearly at that point in time after a night of partying!

**djweso** · 15th February 06, 08:02 AM

I don't care if its true or not. Its definitely funny.

**pdcorlis** · 15th February 06, 08:12 AM

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!! :grin:

**646guy** · 15th February 06, 11:14 AM

Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior

Glad everyone enjoyed! I wish I could take credit for this being a real life story of my own party times, but alas, it is something I found surfing last night. I would love to think I would come up with this after coming home late, but I doubt I would be thinking that clearly at that point in time after a night of partying!

I'll have to see if I can find it but there was an online game where a guy had to do exactly that. Get into bed without waking his wife and had things like him trying to take a leak, etc. It took me forever to finally "win" and get everything done and not have her wake up.