Monday morning humour...

[Mr. Kilt]

My wife left me... I don't understand.

After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses.

I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back. :rolleyes:

[Manu]

The always faithful beergoggles...

[Big Paul]

To beer! The cause of, and answer to, all of lifes problems!!!

[646guy]

$45 for makeup? Who was he married to? Tammy Faye Bakker?

[HeathBar]

To beer! The cause of, and answer to, all of lifes problems!!!

Oh... the wisdom of Homer Simpson...timeless

[sav]

Oh... the wisdom of Homer Simpson...timeless.

"mmmm..beeeeeer..."
-Homer Simpson

[Colin]

My wife left me... I don't understand.

After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses.

I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back. :rolleyes:

Very good Al.

Here's an old one for you.

Two Irish men are passing each other on the street.

"Good Day Sean, how are yas this fine day?" Says the First.

" I'm doing just grand" Says the second man " I just got a six pack for me wife"

" Ah, that's a fine trade!" says the first.