To all newbies

**Graham** · 25th February 06, 06:57 AM

Please leave this forum and don't come back.

I say this for your health and wellbeing.
Since joining this forum I have spent a heap of money on kilts, belts, hose, matching shoes, shirts, jackets, sporrans, hats, flags, posters, kilt pins, whisky, trips to Scotland, celtic events, scottish music, CD's DVD's ...the list goes on.

and what do I get for the money??
not much....freedom, enjoyment, fun, fulfillment.

nah, not worth it, go now while you can

**Big Paul** · 25th February 06, 07:02 AM

Yes! Yes! Save your selves!!

**davedove** · 25th February 06, 07:11 AM

No, No, don't listen to them! It won't hurt a bit and you'll like it I swear. It's not addicting at all. Go ahead, buy another kilt. You know you want to.

**mbhandy** · 25th February 06, 07:22 AM

It's not just the KIlts Kilts Kilts its :rolleyes:
all the other stuff that goes with the Kilts.

MrBill

**Valencian Kilted** · 25th February 06, 07:24 AM

Hummmm,.... cigarettes, beer, whisky, coffee, women,.... yes, there's place gor another addiction! :rolleyes:

¡Salud!

T O N O

**pdcorlis** · 25th February 06, 07:34 AM

Must... order... just... one... more... kilt...

**UmAnOnion** · 25th February 06, 07:37 AM

Originally Posted by davedove

No, No, don't listen to them! It won't hurt a bit and you'll like it I swear. It's not addicting at all. Go ahead, buy another kilt. You know you want to.

All Newbies:
Please note Davedove runs the Kits Addicts Intervention group, where, once your addiction gets too bad, he will come & take all your tartans away from you and all accesssories as well in order to break you of your addcition. So its in his best interest to recruit as much as possible.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

**646guy** · 25th February 06, 07:55 AM

Wait....maybe this explains why the first ebay and google search term I use is "kilt"

**GlassMan** · 25th February 06, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by 646guy

Wait....maybe this explains why the first ebay and google search term I use is "kilt"

I'm so bad I even have my kilt searches on eBay (along with those tailored to kilt accessories) email me new listings that fit the searches on a daily basis.

**davedove** · 25th February 06, 08:39 AM

Originally Posted by UmAnOnion

All Newbies:
Please note Davedove runs the Kits Addicts Intervention group, where, once your addiction gets too bad, he will come & take all your tartans away from you and all accesssories as well in order to break you of your addcition. So its in his best interest to recruit as much as possible.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

You shouldn't be spreading rumors like that about me.

So, you're running a little short on accessories aren't you? I'm thinking you could really use a nice sporran, or maybe a couple of kilt pins. Come on, whatever you think you need, you probably do.