The kilt spirits at work

**Moosehead** · 13th March 06, 07:55 PM

So, I'm sittin' and relaxin' after a hard day in the trenches (HA! I work at home, best thing I ever did) and I hear this "AAAGGHHH!" from upstairs. The wife comes down the stairs with a strange look on her face and looks at me. "It must be a sign", says she. OK, I'll play along. "Yes, dear, it must be." Of course, not having a clue what she is on about.

She had just opened her Book Club's monthly catalogue. Or, I should say, was trying to. Apparently it was somewhat stubborn, as a page or two were sticking. So, she gives it a yank and, VOILA! The catalogue opens on a book titled Bad Boys in Kilts, by Donna Kauffman! I shyte you not.

"Three sexy Scots leave you hungry for more..."

**Southern Breeze** · 13th March 06, 08:05 PM

Thats hilarious! So who are the Bad Boys in Kilts? And are they members of X-Marks???

**Moosehead** · 13th March 06, 08:11 PM

WHOA!! They very well could be, SB. But, having just read the whole intro, which states "explicit sex", all I'm wondering is whether or not the mrs. will buy it. Hmmm...

Seems it involves a few young ladies, a pub owner, a distillery owner and some *ahem* sex.

"Reese can't wait to show her what he's got "on tap".

**Southern Breeze** · 13th March 06, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by Moosehead

WHOA!! They very well could be, SB. But, having just read the whole intro, which states "explicit sex", all I'm wondering is whether or not the mrs. will buy it. Hmmm...

Seems it involves a few young ladies, a pub owner, a distillery owner and some *ahem* sex.

"Reese can't wait to show her what he's got "on tap".

Sounds like an average kilt night.

**Moosehead** · 13th March 06, 08:30 PM

Suuure, maybe in Georgia!

Oh, and the wife lived in GA for a couple of years, BTW. Couldn't stand the snakes. Hmm...maybe I can get her to move to Ireland. Rumour has it, there are no snakes in Ireland...

She just tells me (after reviewing this thread) that it could become her favourite bedtime story. The book, I mean. I think. Yes dear, be there in a sec... Damn, why can't someone make a kilt with only one strap...