The Truth About Stillwater Kilts

[Southern Breeze]

The public has the right to know.So here it is, Stillwaters deepest secret: how they get the kilts to the customer so fast. So how DO they accomplish this? Simple, Santa and his Elves work for them in the off season. Nothing else explains the speed of their service.

[Wulfestieg]

I remember the first one (Nightstalker) I ordered from them. I placed the order via the web Sunday night. It arrive Tuesday morning. Now, admittedly, I was only living about 20 blocks away at the time, but it came USPS, not hand carried! My second one (Heavyweight Black Watch) was the same way. One business day turnaround from order to in my hot grubby hands, and around my waist.

So, on the whole, I believe the Santa Claus theory, since it's either that, or something involving wormholes and time travel.

[Nick]

So, on the whole, I believe the Santa Claus theory, since it's either that, or something involving wormholes and time travel.

I grok SWK.

[mddock58]

I think Jerry is training those Flying Squirrels to drop them off at post offices close to the recepient.

[Big Dave]

SHHHHHHH.......




......Don't tell anyone.....







.......it's actually "Leprechaun Magic"

[longshadows]

Whatever their secret, they do a damn fine job and Jerry and his folks are to be thanked.

[NewKilt]

The public has the right to know.So here it is, Stillwaters deepest secret: how they get the kilts to the customer so fast. So how DO they accomplish this? Simple, Santa and his Elves work for them in the off season. Nothing else explains the speed of their service.

I thought I heard a HO! HO! HO! off in the distance when I was opening my last box from Stillwater . . . this explains it. And just the night before that, I was tucked all snug in my bed with visions of tartans dancing in my head.

Darrell