Humour...Supermarket sights and sounds

[Mr. Kilt]

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper at that store any more.

:rolleyes:

[Livingston]

Al, In my vast experiance here at the price of many keyboards and monitor cleanings, I have learned to put down what ever I'm drinking and swallow before reading one of your posts.

[Tattoo Bradley]

[Kilted KT]

uh...stay away from the makeup aisles as well...

[Southern Breeze]

That's a good one.

[Alan]

Thats just wrong. My wife woke up because I was laughing so hard.

[MacWage]

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper at that store any more.

:rolleyes:

That sounds like one of the ones down here. They say a man named Walter is the farmer.

I share your feelings! There are placed there I now avoid even more, namely diapers and feminine products .

Otherwise, (in most stores), I have no problem with these products, even kilted.

At the sound and fury, I can't bring myself to do the same .

[Graham]

Here we have a saying "it could only happen in America".... It's clever marketing but I'll try not to imagine the toilet paper shelf!

[morrison]

From now on I'm going shopping with the long version of "Inna Gadda Da Vida" on my iPod!!!!!!!!!! on repeat!!!!!