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    The funniest thing I've heard while kilted...

    Today I dropped my firsdt grade son off at school. Standing in line ahead of him were two young lassies. The first looked at me and said "you look like a Scottish man". I told her that I was wearing a kilt and they were indeed scottish. The second young girl regarded me thoughtfully and announced "You need to shave your legs!" I pretty much lost it

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    I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.........That's great!
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    Ditto!

    Quote Originally Posted by mddock58
    I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.........That's great!
    DITTO!!!

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    wow....I have no words for that.

    I would have lost it as well...

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    Ha ha ha, awesome.

    I was walking out of Ingles market the other day after doing some shopping, and I was wearing my Black Stewart from SWK when I passed a mother and child who were entering. The girl looked about 4 or so, and said "Look mom! It's a girl boy!" Her mom looked embarassed and quickly said "SHHHHHHHHH~!"

    I could only laugh ... :-p

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    That's great! I'd have lost it as well.

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    i have now taken to drinking through a straw while on this site!

    did sinbad go kilted?

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    Kids say the darndest things...

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    Quote Originally Posted by switchblade5984
    i have now taken to drinking through a straw while on this site!

    did sinbad go kilted?
    Better learn to swallow before reading.
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    7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panache
    Today I dropped my firsdt grade son off at school. Standing in line ahead of him were two young lassies. The first looked at me and said "you look like a Scottish man". I told her that I was wearing a kilt and they were indeed scottish. The second young girl regarded me thoughtfully and announced "You need to shave your legs!" I pretty much lost it

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