human beings ne'er cease tae amaze

[Pour1Malt]

human beings ne'er cease tae amaze an befuddle me....

a fella checked in last nicht...

he wuz a bit drunk but no tae bad....(he must have went oot again...)

this mornin he slept through breccy so ai knocked oan his room an

woke him oop... he showered then came doon... an checked oot...

friendly enough...

weel...

he vomited a' o'er the room....

an I mean ALL o'er the room....

it has taken me hours tae clean the mess oop...


sae....

(here is the capper....)

this afternoon....

he shows oop a' the door askin if we have anither room fur the nicht....

!!!???

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Tattoo Bradley]

Oh noooooooooooooooo!! Were you nice about saying "no?" I certainly wouldn't have been....

[Pour1Malt]

Oh noooooooooooooooo!! Were you nice about saying "no?" I certainly wouldn't have been....

ai believe ai said...

"arr ya oot o' yur f*kkin' mind?"

[starbkjrus]

:eek:

[Frank MacDuffy]

ai believe ai said...

"arr ya oot o' yur f*kkin' mind?"

Yeah, that's what I'd have said! What a piece of crap! Who the pukes all over a room, leaves and then shows up askin' for another room? drunks. Well, I hope you don't get anymore like that for a LONG time, or better yet, never again. Try not to let that guy ruin your Christmas alright?

[Pour1Malt]

Yeah, that's what I'd have said! What a piece of crap! Who the pukes all over a room, leaves and then shows up askin' for another room? drunks. Well, I hope you don't get anymore like that for a LONG time, or better yet, never again. Try not to let that guy ruin your Christmas alright?

nay problem... just amazin....

[GatorUK]

Ya should have said ye can nay have a room..but here's a bill for the bio-hazard clean-up ya *****-head.

[McMurdo]

No Vacancy, it's just that simple.

[RockyR]

Yes... there's a room available. It's twice the normal rate. Money up front.

Get the money, then give him the key to the garage and a blanket.

[TimC]

He's either got some big STONES hang or no common sense! I'm willing to bet its the latter.

-Tim