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    A kilt!!! call security!!!!

    I visited a friend at her work...she's a chef in a hotel.

    When I entered the hotel lobby the staff paniced and called security

    In no time 2 security guards...the biggest they had in stock...stood in front of me..."leave or we call the police!"

    I really didn't had a clue about what was going on, befuddled as can be I asked to see a manager. One security guard yelled: "We need a manager!"
    Moments later a manager arrived...he bravely positioned himself behind his troopers and asked what I wanted.
    I explained I wanted to visit a friend and asked for an explanation why I wasn't allowed to enter the hotel.
    He explained...and assumed I was one of them...a Scottish wedding party got out of hand the previous night. The wedding guests demolished eachother and the party hall.
    I cracked up and told him I was not one of them and I was there to visit their chef...a friend of mine. Somewhat relieved, but still a bit shaky he dismissed his army and showed me the way to the hotel kitchen.
    My friend..."oh...it was big fun...highlight of the evening was the flying mutton roast". She showed me the party hall...it wasn't that bad, but the large greasy splat on the wall...the mutton ended his flying career there...was impressive.

    On my way out when I passed the lobby, I couldn't resist....

    BOO!

    Last edited by Robin; 12th January 07 at 06:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    On my way out when I passed the lobby, I couldn't resist....

    BOO!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
    Virtus Ad Aethera Tendit

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    That's just outrageous!

    both funny and sad.
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    Now you have to go back and take some kilted friends!
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    Quote Originally Posted by beowulf67 View Post
    Now you have to go back and take some kilted friends!
    Just make sure to leave a different impression.


    Maybe a nosing glass in the wall?

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    That has inspried a new signature (for now):
    BOO!

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    Robin-

    were they really Scots?

    arr dae ya ken?




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    Indeed do go back with some kilted rabble and this time leave them lovin tha kilt as a mark of a gentleman. Funny story though, very funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pour1Malt View Post
    Robin-

    were they really Scots?

    arr dae ya ken?



    Yes they're from Scotland (I was told)...the newly wed couple lives in The Hague (expats, UN employees or diplomatic service I guess).

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    We came to bring pain and hard to clean stains?

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