Help - I am scared

**cacunn** · 22nd February 07, 01:08 PM

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**pdcorlis** · 22nd February 07, 01:12 PM

The only hope is for you to buy a garment steamer to keep your kilts wrinkle free...

**Pour1Malt** · 24th February 07, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by pdcorlis

The only hope is for you to buy a garment steamer to keep your kilts wrinkle free...

arr... buy Scottish handmade kilts...

they ne'er wrinkle!

**Kilted KT** · 22nd February 07, 01:12 PM

this is what happens when you start wearing the kilt. You become exponentially more conscious of yourself and presentation to the rest of the world.

these are all perfectly normal things, and you shouldn't worry too much, unless of course you walk around with a steam-press.

**Dirk Skene** · 22nd February 07, 01:18 PM

You are just geting used to wearing a type of garment you have never been used to before. You'll be fine.

BTW I take longer to get dressed than my wife

**Jack Daw** · 25th January 08, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dirk Skene

You are just geting used to wearing a type of garment you have never been used to before. You'll be fine.

BTW I take longer to get dressed than my wife

Last Saturday night before the Burns Supper, it took me 1 solid hour to get dressed in tuxedo shirt, prince chalie, plaid, etc.. Heck, it took me 15 minutes just to tie my friggin bow tie!

**Fearnest** · 22nd February 07, 01:58 PM

Just be glad you don't (let's hope) have to worry about tucking the back of your garment into your panty hose when coming out of the loo...

**JimB** · 22nd February 07, 02:07 PM

Sunday when I put on my kilt for Church, I spent as much time as her getting ready and even asked her what shoes I should wear. Then I asked my wife..."does this make me look fat?"
I couldn't resist it.
The knot on my head has almost gone down now.

**Dirk Skene** · 22nd February 07, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by JimB

.......asked my wife..."does this make me look fat?"
I couldn't resist it.
The knot on my head has almost gone down now.

That ain't right

They back us into a corner with that unanswerable question, but when we use it, we get popped

**KiltedKnight** · 22nd February 07, 06:58 PM

Originally Posted by Dirk Skene

That ain't right

They back us into a corner with that unanswerable question, but when we use it, we get popped

I never could understand the problem with this question. My wife long ago stopped asking me this because I simply tell her the truth, if it makes her look fat I say yes, it makes you look fat.

The fact of the matter is that at 45 years old she doesn't have the same figure that she had when I met her at 25 years old and she's not supposed to or expected to look like a 25 year old at 45. We can't always have what we want.

If a woman is that psychotic then she needs to talk to someone who can help her, not me. I don't walk around asking her if my hair is any thinner this week than it was last week, do I? I know the answer to that one.

Chris.