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7th March 07, 11:18 AM
#1
How do you respond?
Aside from "the Question", what is the one (or two) question(s) you most often get about wearing your kilts, and what is your most frequent response to it?
The one that pops up a lot for me is:
"Hey man, where's your bagpipes?" to which I typically reply "Under my kilt!" This is always good for a laugh together, and tends to disarm any initial malicious intent.
Depending on the situation and the person asking, I may add "Wanna give 'em a toot?"
Convener, Georgia Chapter, House of Gordon (Boss H.O.G.)
Where 4 Scotsmen gather there'll usually be a fifth.
7/5 of the world's population have a difficult time with fractions.
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7th March 07, 11:36 AM
#2
#1 (and only because I hear it EVERY time I run into this individual - which is almost every time I'm kilted) - "Ah geez... how can you wear that, skirt-boy?" To which my reply is typically "Get bent, Jim." (He's coming around slowly.)
#2 - "Are you Scotch?" "No, but I have a bit of Scotch in me, and I'm planning on increasing the amount soon!"
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7th March 07, 11:43 AM
#3
Lately it's "...aren't you cold?"
The response: "No....it's wool...it's really quite toasty."
Best
AA
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7th March 07, 11:46 AM
#4
Why are you wearing a kilt?
Because my wife thinks I look hot in it and I'd bet your's would as well.
OR
Becuase I want to.
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7th March 07, 02:53 PM
#5
 Originally Posted by RK-REX
Because my wife thinks I look hot in it and I'd bet your's would as well.
 Nice one!
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7th March 07, 03:08 PM
#6
Q: "Why are you wearing a skirt?"
A: "Because you're an ignorant ****"
Q: "What are you, gay or something?"
A: "Nope. But I am Gaelic!"
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7th March 07, 03:11 PM
#7
My most frequent reply to The Question...
"Dreadlocks."
You can actually see the brain damage taking place as they try to think about that.
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7th March 07, 03:28 PM
#8
Originally Posted by Dreadbelly
My most frequent reply to The Question...
"Dreadlocks."
You can actually see the brain damage taking place as they try to think about that.
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7th March 07, 03:43 PM
#9
I've had people ask, and not being satisified with whatever smart reply I gave them at time, kept trying to look up it....
I flashed someone for that once, and then she gave me her phone number, unfortunately midget sex isn't my thing, so I didn't follow it up.
Marc
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9th March 07, 12:14 AM
#10
most common questions:
Q. Are you Scottish, or Irish?
A. No, I'm Swedish, I just like wearing kilts because they are so comfortable
Q. What is the special ocassion....or is that how you always dress?
A. This is how I dress on the weekends because kilts are so comfortable
The most unusual question came from an Asian lady in a grocery store, she wanted to know about my club. When I asked what club she explained I was wearing a square dancing outfit. I told her no, it was a kilt and I just wore them because they were comfortable. She got all flustered and walked away. I saw her later, smiled, and walked toward her and she again got flustered and dashed down the nearest ailse she could find.
At least I'm making an impression.... 
Phil
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