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    I enjoyed the encounter

    Went up to the video/dvd rental shop last night to top my mobile phone up. Outside theres this guy and three girls, late teens. They were all very well dressed, looked as if they could be going out for a meal. As I approached, the guy looks, draws the girls attention, and then says in a very posh voice I may say .. 'Oh look, its not everyday you see a man in a skxxt'. I smiled at him and said 'Its not everyday I meet a jerk .. thanks for making my day you plonker'. All of them just looked agog.
    I enjoyed the encounter ..
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    plonker? never heard that one before..but I'm sure I'll find use for it!

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    I enjoyed the encounter

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    plonker? never heard that one before..but I'm sure I'll find use for it!
    If you ever see a UK comedy show called 'Only Fools and Horses', brilliant comedy about two brothers from Peckham, London. The older brother played by the magnificent David Jason keeps on calling his niave younger brother 'a plonker'

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    Yes, that was an amusing response. You certainly have a knack of coming up with all the right answers Derek.
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    Derek has got the art of cool response down to T !
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    Kudos for the response

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    Thats a good one Derek. Thanks for the chuckle.

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    Sorry for the hijack Derek

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    And that chandelier (Sp)

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    I would probabaly have labeled him something from the human anatomy... But, yours works too. "Plonker" lol.

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    LOL, Derek you seem to have a knack for meeting people like him.
    "Plonker"- I'll have to remember that one
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