For sale black leather RKilt

**ccga3359** · 31st August 07, 06:25 PM

Back story:
I recently was fortunate to obtain a wonderful black leather RKilt at the Fergus Highland Games and love it. This one is not for sale! Unfortunately the day after buying this and a black Hemp RKilts shirt Robert had the gall to present himself wearing the exact same attire (only older and frailer looking).

Kilt for sale:
Current owner: Robert Pel.
Owner contact: http://www.rkilts.com/
Price as listed on website: $750 Cdn plus shipping.
My modest brokerage fee: Not that modest.

It is my wish to be the only owner of a black leather RKilt in Southern Ontario. SOKS has a Kilt night coming up tomorrow and I'd rather Robert not show up in his black leather kilt to steal all the kilt checks that I so richly deserve. In the past Robert has come swaggering (read-staggering) into our kilt nights in with the whiff of leather only to garner all the attention. This must stop. Please help by having Robert's kilt and al future incarnation shipped south of the border or across the ponds.

Note; this actual kilt is not or sale but notice my model good looks. The kilts for sale are very similar and you could look like me and receive umpteen dozen kilt checks like Pobert Rel does.

Thank you in advance.

**scoutniagara** · 31st August 07, 07:01 PM

Ok, I was going to wear my MacTavish tomorrow, but I'll wear my SWK Blackshadow, since you're not wearing yours, but we'll still both be "men in black".

I picked up a 2" black belt at Value Village for $5.99 today.

I won't buy the leather kilt yet, Grant, but I'll have a black leather Argyll by the end of the winter, along with a black leather Nightstalker. I still have to acquire and finish paying for my CCK Maple Leaf. See ya tomorrow night.

**ccga3359** · 31st August 07, 07:38 PM

Allow me to reiterate my kilt is not for sale! The one Robert currently wears and all the others on his cutting table destined to customers in Ontario, even all of Canada, eh!

I will not have Robert showing me up again at one of our kilt nights. He's only doing this to get my goat and well, my kilt checks.

Further not, my "small" handling charge is going towards my bronze leather RKilt at which time I shall be selling all of Robert's bronze leather kilts to ensure that this vicious cycle does not continue.

**Archangel** · 31st August 07, 10:26 PM

You're not going to win, you know.

You'll have to try to sell his solar system next because even if he shows up in a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt and a bathrobe, his power system is cooler than yours. And all the talent will sit at his table and listen to him describe it.

P.S. Your "model good looks" is headless, I can't think of a comment about that but I'm sure there is one out there.

**Racer96** · 31st August 07, 11:56 PM

Since you seem to be struggling to get those off of your, erm, his hands, I'll volunteer my services to take them.

Actually, I have a hemp Rkilt on order, and a pending order for a bronze leather one after I receive the hemp one. I can't wait. Erm, I mean, I have to wait, but I really can't. I mean, just look at those kilts. Marvelous!

Mike

PS, although I'm in Canada, I'm in Western Canada. On the other side of the mountains. To you in Ontario, we don't even exist, so it's the perfect destination for all of those pesky leather Rkilts to be sent to. ;)

**Big Mikey** · 1st September 07, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Racer96

Since you seem to be struggling to get those off of your, erm, his hands, I'll volunteer my services to take them.

Actually, I have a hemp Rkilt on order, and a pending order for a bronze leather one after I receive the hemp one. I can't wait. Erm, I mean, I have to wait, but I really can't. I mean, just look at those kilts. Marvelous!

Mike

PS, although I'm in Canada, I'm in Western Canada. On the other side of the mountains. To you in Ontario, we don't even exist, so it's the perfect destination for all of those pesky leather Rkilts to be sent to. ;)

As the president of SOKS, sept west coast, I must inform you that the Ontario brethren are VERY aware of our existence.

As for you Grant, play nice or it'll be timeout in the bad boy corner!!

**Archangel** · 1st September 07, 10:20 AM

My mum and sister are in Invermere, B.C. Brother is in Calgary. You're not forgotten.

Actually, here in London, Ontario, B.C. means "Behind Chatham" and that's Western Canada. It's that big bit between Chatham and Calgary we usually forget about.

But, I know what you're getting at. London is Western Canada to Ottawa and TO.

**Canuck** · 1st September 07, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

Back story:
Robert had the gall to present himself wearing the exact same attire (only older and frailer looking).

Kilt for sale:
Current owner: Robert Pel.

My modest brokerage fee: Not that modest.

It is my wish to be the only owner of a black leather RKilt in Southern Ontario. Please help by having Robert's kilt and al future incarnation shipped south of the border or across the ponds.

Grant, on that day I wanted to give you moral support, as I didn't want you to be overwhelmed with too much attention, since you are not too familiar with this, you may have gone into hiding. You have to learn to deal with the ladies wanting to fondle the buttery soft leather and you have to be able to control yourself. It is a heavy responsibility you take on when wearing one of these leather kilts. Now could you imagine the commotion if I were to say, wear the bronze one next to you. That in my mind would not be fair

There are at least a couple a dozen of the black leather RKilts in circulation in Southern Ontario. I have emailed the owners and have asked them not to interfere with your appearance this evening.
I will also refrain from coming down to St. Kits to steal your thunder so you will be safe. (or actually stand a chance...but now that you're older...you may actually have some opportunity for success)
My personal leather kilts are not for sale...yet....
All the best to the members of the SOKS rabble and try and keep Grant out of trouble.
Cheers
Robert

**ccga3359** · 1st September 07, 03:20 PM

Robert you may still come even if you haven't finished my ranger belt. It's your company we'll miss. Just don't wear leather!

**Raphael** · 1st September 07, 04:50 PM

Grant, I am with you there!! I am also a proud owner of a black leather Rkilts in BC!!! Now that I find out that Racer96 is getting a bronze leather kilt from Robert, I am going to write our provincial government to impose a hefty tariff for importing leather kilt from Ontario.

I want to be the only one!!! May be I should challenge racer96 in a duel to the highland. The victor will take the enemy's kilt, with it, the bragging right. May it be me, Raphael, the Mainlander!!!

There can be only one!!!