Complete This sentence: You Know You're a Kiltie When:

[acstoon]

You Know You're a Kiltie When:

You can name most of the tartans on sight, but can't name 1/4 of the people at your last family gathering.


(got the idea from McWage's thread: http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=30954 )

[Big Mikey]

You ask your wife to check your pleats before leaving the house.

[cacunn]

You sweep you pant when forced to wear them at work.

[Colin]

you are on the internet talking to other men about clothing and accesories

[davedove]

you are on the internet talking to other men about clothing and accesories

Hey, as long as we're not asking if a particular kilt makes out butt look big.

The first thing you notice about girls in pleated skirts is what tartan they're wearing.

I'm not that bad yet, but it is the SECOND thing I notice.

[O'Neille]

...You put your boots on first and then realize you have to take them off to put on jeans.

[MacWage]

You KNOW what "plant badge" is and search the floral stores (real and faux) looking for the appropriate one.

ESP-> when you try to "fake" one you can't find in stock faux!

[MacWage]

When you look at your shirts and think:
"Which one goes best with this tartan . . .?"

[acstoon]

You desperately struggle for something witty to say about kilts...

[acstoon]

"The Question" no longer refers to a Moody Blues song.