This just in.

[beloitpiper]

Arlen smells like cheese.

[James MacMillan]

Arlen smells like cheese.

?????????????

[Arlen]

Well, you being from Wisconsin, I'll take that as a compliment.

[beloitpiper]

MUAHAHAHA....

*slinks away evilly*

..you know, I'd make a great evil villain-cough*panache*cough-I can do a great moustache twist.

[Panache]

MUAHAHAHA....

*slinks away evilly*

..you know, I'd make a great evil villain-cough*panache*cough-I can do a great moustache twist.

Greg,

I have pretty high standards for villany, have you seen the guys I hang out with?

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...15&postcount=9

Not to mention you haven't once mentioned a mane of long flowing locks or firm round buttocks.

Do you even own a rubber chicken?



Cheers

Jamie

[beloitpiper]

Not to mention you haven't once mentioned a mane of long flowing locks or firm round buttocks.

Do you even own a rubber chicken?

I may not have a mane of flowing locks and firm buttocks...ok, maybe the buttocks, but not locks.

What I do have is a waxed handlebar mustache, black cape for easy concealment, shifty eyes, and a sneaky, slinky walk.

Does that help?

[Bugbear]

So like what, first smeller is a dirty feller.

[beloitpiper]

So like what, first smeller is a dirty feller.

No, it's more like Arlen smells like a big ol' wheel of French cheese.

[Bugbear]

Very well, I know nothing of this, carry on.

No, it's more like Arlen smells like a big ol' wheel of French cheese.

[Mr. Kilt]

He who smelt it, dealt it.