WARNING! Graphic PSA (Public Service Announcement).
Do NOT go REGIMENTAL if you recently had a VASECTOMY!! I got out of my XTerra SUV went into the liquor store perusing the Scotch section and felt like I was excessively sweating, looked L&R and swept under the kilt with my hand only to discover I was bleeding, lucky for me I was wearing my Blackwatch and had a few beers already. I calmly asked the young lady for a paper towel and she directed me to the employee bathroom where I proceeded to clean myself up. Apparently when I exited my vehicle the tug and weird sensation I felt was the stitches being yanked from you know where!!!! Now I am going to have to explain to my civilian urologist why I only have one set of stitches.
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