What would happen if Chuck Norris put on a kilt?

**Phogfan86** · 19th December 08, 02:30 PM

Minimally, it would put a serious crimp in the space-time continuum. Perhaps it would rip a hole in the universe.

I'm also inclined to think that it would make the super collider in Switzerland look like a firecracker.

Any other theories?

**McMurdo** · 19th December 08, 02:33 PM

Well if he did I'd hate to be the first guy to call it a skirt.

**HeathBar** · 19th December 08, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by McMurdo

Well if he did I'd hate to be the first guy to call it a skirt.

Calling it a skirt would result in a swift roundhouse kick to the face. And the swiftness of the pleats coming around would probably take your head off, if the kick didn't.

**cessna152towser** · 19th December 08, 03:08 PM

I'd never heard of Chuck Norris until I read this thread and I looked up the name on wiki. I don't think it would make any difference whether he wore a kilt or not.

**Frank McGrath** · 19th December 08, 03:11 PM

I would burn mine.

**O'Callaghan** · 19th December 08, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Frank McGrath

I would burn mine.

LOL! I don't know if he's really a tough guy, but his acting leaves a lot to be desired. Certainly not someone who makes me want to tune in, more like surf for another channel.

**Monkey@Arms** · 19th December 08, 03:33 PM

For those not up on pop culture, there is a whole cosmos of ironic Chuck Norris jokes. Typical is "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer . . . but he never cries."

Best regards,

Jake

**Wompet** · 19th December 08, 07:10 PM

For one thing, they wouldn't be able to show those Total Gym ads on broadcast television ...
And I'm not even going to touch the "If Chuck Norris was asked the 'Question'" jokes.

**sharpdressedscot** · 19th December 08, 07:29 PM

His beard would turn plaid.

**Wompet** · 19th December 08, 07:45 PM

No, but you could shave it off, and the yarn spun from it would be enough to weave a kilt length.
And it would have grown back before the yarn was spun.