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19th December 08, 10:14 PM
#1
Kilt= free alcohol
Gods bless well endowed bartenders... My department was, shall we say, encouraged to leave work early today to start our Christmas vacation, so we all decided to take a departmental field trip to the local dive bar. Put very simply, I once again drank for free because of a kindly bartender who liked my legs. 
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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19th December 08, 10:29 PM
#2
What a wonderful way to drink! Were you at the Coyote Ugly Bar down on the 16th Street Mall?
His Exalted Highness Duke Standard the Pertinacious of Chalmondley by St Peasoup
Member Order of the Dandelion
Per Electum - Non consanguinitam
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20th December 08, 04:19 AM
#3
Ah,...the benefits of the kilt.
[I][B]Nearly all men can stand adversity. If you really want to test a man’s character,
Give him power.[/B][/I] - [I]Abraham Lincoln[/I]
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20th December 08, 10:58 AM
#4
I LOVE kilt friendly bartenders. They sure know how to keep me coming back!
 Originally Posted by Standard
What a wonderful way to drink! Were you at the Coyote Ugly Bar down on the 16th Street Mall?
From what I've known about Coyote Ugly is that it is a yuppie bar posing as a dive bar.
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20th December 08, 12:40 PM
#5
I was kind of wondering how you knew the bartender was well-endowed! 
Now it has been made somewhat clearer! 
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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20th December 08, 04:56 AM
#6
Please tell us that it was a well endowed "bartendress". I am not sure I ever want free drinks from my local bartender because he likes my legs. Then again, free drinks are free drinks.
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20th December 08, 05:46 AM
#7
Originally Posted by ForresterModern
Please tell us that it was a well endowed "bartendress". I am not sure I ever want free drinks from my local bartender because he likes my legs. Then again, free drinks are free drinks.
Heh heh!
Animo non astutia
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20th December 08, 07:08 AM
#8
Originally Posted by ForresterModern
Please tell us that it was a well endowed "bartendress". I am not sure I ever want free drinks from my local bartender because he likes my legs. Then again, free drinks are free drinks.
Good point. Yes, she liked my legs. 
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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20th December 08, 09:53 AM
#9
Maybe that's where we should have our next kilt night
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20th December 08, 01:43 PM
#10
Originally Posted by Livingston
Maybe that's where we should have our next kilt night
No... It's great for a drink now and then, but not for a decent gathering. I don;t usually do the whole dive bar thing, but the rest of the guys in my department wanted to go there.
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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