Tonight I'm going to a Burns dinner yet I don't speak the language. Getting ready tonight I had search for "How to tie my garter ties" (thanks Matt), "how to tie gillie brogues" and "how to tie a tie" ( I chose the Pratt knot so no comments from my UK brethren). Now I have to wait for the missus to get home so I can skidaddle. Going to a masonic lodge yet I don't even know the secret handshake.
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