Kilt Inspector

**pastorsteve** · 8th February 09, 02:04 PM

Now I know I'm going to get .... possibly a couple of "now pastor... aren't all creatures God's creatures?" YES they are however, this goes deeper than that (all the way to the bone). I found this while scrolling through Ebay and it made me laugh hysterically.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...X:NEWLIST#LIST

KILT INSPECTOR - SPREAD 'EM LAD 5XL T-shirt

Now I'm not (still laughing) a man prone to allow anyone, but the Wife, beneath his kilt. That said - if I was a heavily drinking man and single and really ...... lonely. The person who fits this shirt, wouldn't be my first choice in kilt inspectors.................

**beloitpiper** · 8th February 09, 03:47 PM

5 XL? That's a pretty specific market they're selling to.

**The Barry** · 8th February 09, 04:36 PM

Wow, that's quite the shirt. How cool this shirt is changes vastly considering who's wearing it.

**ChattanCat** · 8th February 09, 05:27 PM

I agree, if I were a lass, I wouldn't be interested either.

**Tatonka** · 8th February 09, 06:59 PM

Be afraid, very afraid...

**Bigkahuna** · 8th February 09, 07:11 PM

I can think of afew surgically inhanced young ladies that this shirt would be smashing on!

**BroosterB1** · 8th February 09, 08:53 PM

I don't think thats the clientèle they are selling to.

**Nighthawk** · 8th February 09, 09:00 PM

Ah!! My wife would love that shirt!!

I may have to get it for her. She'd wear it to the balloon rally in October.

**Bigkahuna** · 8th February 09, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

Ah!! My wife would love that shirt!!

I may have to get it for her. She'd wear it to the balloon rally in October.

You are SOOOOOO dead if she ever reads this!!!

**Nighthawk** · 9th February 09, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by Bigkahuna

You are SOOOOOO dead if she ever reads this!!!

No, man! I'm serious! The only reason she would killt me is if I didn't get this shirt for her! Her Kilt Inspector pin would look great on it... and she has said that the pin is just too understated. I love her... When I was decorating the house for Christmas, I wore jeans, since I had to climb a ladder. She stood me complaining.

She's singlehandedly responsible for the majority of my kilts...