It all happened way too fast!

**McNulty** · 30th November 09, 08:46 PM

Last Friday my wife and I went to see the Aspen Community Theater (ACT) production of The Music Man . Several of my students were in the musical and I not only wanted to see the show, but more importantly wanted to see THEM in the show. We met a friend of ours at the theater and we were standing in the lobby waiting to get in when an elderly woman tapped me on the shoulder and said "Nice skirt young man." to which I replied "It's a KILT, maam." and before I knew what was happening she said, "Yeah, I know it's a kilt. Whatchya wearin under there?" and she not only lifted the entire front of my kilt up, but stuck her head under the front apron almost between my legs, commented on my boxers, dropped the apron and walked off into the crowd. The three of us just stood there, shocked, and it all happened sooo fast I still hadn't reacted to her lifting the front of my kilt for several minutes. The three of us stood open mouthed for some time and finally went to our seats. The show was fabulous and thank goodness we did not run in to the older woman again. I've run into the "question " before but not this way. Any one else have a similiar "uplifting" experience?
Nulty

**Standard** · 30th November 09, 08:58 PM

Luckily I've never had an experience like yours.

That's some kilt check, especially considering that hours of drinking didn't seem to preceede the event.

**pdcorlis** · 30th November 09, 09:34 PM

W

W That's completely insane.

**Highlander31** · 1st December 09, 12:01 AM

The older they are,...the sneakier they are.

I had an experience with some of our friends at a party we hosted a few years back. I talked about it in this post. http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/s...164#post817164

Yep,...Wearing a kilt is definitely not boring.

**Ozark Ridge Rider** · 1st December 09, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by Highlander31

The older they are,...the sneakier they are.

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Maybe instead it's not sneaky. At some point she quit caring what people thought and just does what she wants.

**Bugbear** · 1st December 09, 12:05 AM

Get Nighthawk in here; he got the claw one time...

**JolyStNicholas** · 1st December 09, 06:30 AM

Ya see! Your never to OLD ta experience "NEW" things?

**ForresterModern** · 1st December 09, 06:35 AM

After all that effort, Nulty, I would have thought she would at least have either asked for your phone number or slipped you hers.

She might have been a "cougar".