Dear Moderator - I will not be offended if you immediately delete this.

For Sale: A black wool Lord West tuxedo coat, size 46 Regular, with cutaway tails, 2 button front (black plastic), notched peak (?) lapels, best worn with a white vest and tux tie. Rarely worn and purchased new from Gingiss Formalwear. Single false breast pocket, 2 interior pockets instead. Photos available on request. Adjustable pants in black wool with satin side stripe, waist size 37 Regular (adjustable to 36R or 38R) with a 30 inseam also available; second pair except no satin stripe is also available. If you're into steampunk, you'll love these. Price for the jacket is $100 Or Best Offer plus actual shipping cost via USPS Parcel Post with delivery confirmation. If I wasn't wearing my kilt for New Year's and I could fit into this, I wouldn't be selling it. Payment is via check, money order, or PayPal money request. Terms are "AS IS" UNLESS IT DOESN'T FIT. In that case, you have 3 weeks to send it back for a refund of the purchase price but not the shipping. Still, all terms are negotiable.

Shona Athblain! Max