Was It a Nighmare?

[GMan]

Greetings lads,

I awoke from a weird dream this morning, that I must share with you. Just to the south of me is a hiking, biking trail along a little canal. No motorized vehicles are allowed. This car was driving rather haphazard down it, a multicolored beater. Well when it stopped, out stepped this character dressed in a kilt with green tights along with what I found out later was his embarassed son.

Well this bearded kilted tight wearing character spoke to me like he knew me, said his name was Graham, and was from out of town. what I want to know is Graham why are you driving where you are not supposed to be?

Glen

[Graham]

It's not true, it wasn't me, why are you picking on me? It's not fair, if you stopped for a single moment and considered what you are saying you would realise that it couldn't possibly be me and I can prove it!

I don't have any green tights

[GMan]

But you looked so good in them Graham.

Glen

[Jimmy Carbomb]

Are you sure he said Graham and not Pan?!

The green tights are a dead give-away. Peter Pan in a klunker is a bit of a challenge though!

[Graham]

BTW Glen congrats on your 100th post, just a pity it was used telling porky pies about me

[Casey]

Glen,

Maybe they were actually green kilt hose that Graham had rolled up over his knees to ward off the cold.

Casey

[highlandtide]

If Peter Pan ever wore a kilt I want a pic of it in my gallery!

[GMan]

Maybe he said he was Peter Graham, but he did have the Aussie accent.

Glen

[Rufus]

Glen, did your nightmare person look like this? "It's Peter Graham!!"



I'm glad this is over the internet, or I think I'd leave the room with a fat lip!

[Jimmy Carbomb]

Bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaaaaa!!!!!

WOW! Did this strange thread ever take on a mind of it's own?!!!!!!

Sorry Graham... but this is getting REAL funny!