Haggis movie title game

[Mikilt]

Okay, so we've had a song title game going for quite a while. How about a movie title game?

Replace any word in the title of a movie with the word "Haggis". Simple, no? Put the word you've replaced in parentheses so we all know what movie it is.

Here we go:

The Texas Haggis Massacre
(Chainsaw)

[chasem]

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Haggis

(Dead)

[brewerpaul]

Monty Python's The Meaning of Haggis
(life)

[Jock Scot]

The Longest Haggis.
(Day)

[EagleJCS]

Haggis Trek: The Motion Picture

(Star)

[ASinclair]

What Price Haggis

(Glory)

[duke_19_62]

Okay, so we've had a song title game going for quite a while. How about a movie title game?

Replace any word in the title of a movie with the word "Haggis". Simple, no? Put the word you've replaced in parentheses so we all know what movie it is.

Here we go:

The Texas Haggis Massacre
(Chainsaw)

If your replacing a word that's repeated in the title, would each be replaced? If so, "Tora Tora Tora" becomes "Haggis Haggis Haggis" and "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" becomes "It's a Haggis, Haggis, Haggis, Haggis World". My 2¢ worth.

[EagleJCS]

The Haggis and the Pendulum
(Pit)

The Haggis and the Pauper
(Prince) - released in Europe as Crossed Haggis (Swords)

[sydnie7]

Not going through 5 pages of posts to check if we've already squeezed out. . .

A Fistful of Haggis (yuck!)

(no, movie wasn't A Fistful of Yuck! rather Dollars)

[Richrail]

The Quite Haggis (Man)

To Sir with Haggis (Love)

My Fair Haggis (Lady)

The Great Haggis (Escape)

Fiddler on the Haggis (Roof)

The Lion the witch and the Haggis (Wardrobe).