Mauled!

[Benning Boy]

I'm attending a 50th year reunion of my Army Officer Cadidate School class. I feel as if ive been mauled by a bunch of old ladies. Now I know what it was like for the Beatles.

As I walked through tonight's initial get together it seems every woman I passed told me how much she liked my kilt. Indeed some even shouted their liking for kilts from across the room. Of couse, every one of them, and a few of my buddies too, wanted to know what there might be beneath the kilt. One gal even took the selvedge in hand and lifted it slightly. A hand of mine maneuvered into a blocking position while the other took up over watch. Take my advice brother kilters, avoid old ladies when they've got their party on. ( I think I can call them old as I was the youngest man in my class, and all my classmates and their wives are older.)

I'll have some pics of my drop dead gorgeous new kilt by Barb T. to post when I can get the camera fired up. When you see them a feeling of envy will be so great you will not only want to eat your own heart out, but also the one of the next closest person to you.

[Tarheel]

Z Z Top said it best, "Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man". Age is just a number, eh?

[Blupiper]

Always a fun time, fighting off the curious. I was just off watching Premier League Rugby (Bath v. Leiscester.) Getting mauled takes a whole new meaning!


JMB

[Cardinal]

Z Z Top said it best, "Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man". Age is just a number, eh?

The song that leapt to my mind, paraphrased:

"I guess they'll still need you, perhaps even feed you, waaaaay past 64."

RLTW,
Patrick

[Destin_scot]

At a Mardi Gras ball two years ago, I had a younger woman, (than me anyway), follow me around trying to use her phone to take a picture under my kilt. Last year, while on the dance floor another thought it would be funny to do a full kilt-check, (full lift)...I asked her how she would feel if I walked into her place of business and performed a similar skirt check on her......

Bottom line, it ain't appropriate for either gender to invade anyone's personal space.

[SBurton]

At a Mardi Gras ball two years ago, I had a younger woman, (than me anyway), follow me around trying to use her phone to take a picture under my kilt. Last year, while on the dance floor another thought it would be funny to do a full kilt-check, (full lift)...I asked her how she would feel if I walked into her place of business and performed a similar skirt check on her......

Bottom line, it ain't appropriate for either gender to invade anyone's personal space.

Just a wee bit of decorum goes a long way...

People often don't know how to react to a new and unique situation.

Thus, more men in kilts are needed!

[Stoff]

I think we all have a standard answer to the "What do you wear/have under your kilt?" question. Mine is to look down and answer, "Socks and shoes, of course.".

Stoff

[Geoff Withnell]

I think we all have a standard answer to the "What do you wear/have under your kilt?" question. Mine is to look down and answer, "Socks and shoes, of course.".

Stoff

My standard answer to somebody who is actually asking (rather than joking) is to say "There are three that know the answer to that question - me, my wife, and God, and that's the way it's going to stay."

[SBurton]

I'm attending a 50th year reunion of my Army Officer Cadidate School class. I feel as if ive been mauled by a bunch of old ladies. Now I know what it was like for the Beatles.

As I walked through tonight's initial get together it seems every woman I passed told me how much she liked my kilt. Indeed some even shouted their liking for kilts from across the room. Of couse, every one of them, and a few of my buddies too, wanted to know what there might be beneath the kilt. One gal even took the selvedge in hand and lifted it slightly. A hand of mine maneuvered into a blocking position while the other took up over watch. Take my advice brother kilters, avoid old ladies when they've got their party on. ( I think I can call them old as I was the youngest man in my class, and all my classmates and their wives are older.)

I'll have some pics of my drop dead gorgeous new kilt by Barb T. to post when I can get the camera fired up. When you see them a feeling of envy will be so great you will not only want to eat your own heart out, but also the one of the next closest person to you.

Stand Your Ground, Lad!

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde: 'The only thing worse than getting mauled, is NOT getting mauled!'

But isn't it funny how it's all 'OK' when the ladies are on the prowl?

Personally, I would just ask to be notified if anyone sees something they haven't seen before...

[Steve Ashton]

But isn't it funny how it's all 'OK' when the ladies are on the prowl?

In today's world I would challenge you to turn this phrase around to "But isn't it funny how it's all 'OK' when the men are on the prowl" and have it be acceptable.

If a man were to act like this towards a lady we would run the very real risk of ending up in jail, convicted of sexual abuse or, at the least, being shown the door and told not to ever return.

So no, I don't think it's funny.