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23rd August 07, 09:36 AM
#1
What is Amore?
A little Thursday humour for your amusement...
What is Amore?
(Sung to the tune of "That's Amore")
When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.
When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That's a Moor, eh?
When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests,
Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!
A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham,
Is with marshmallows crammed,
That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That's "No more!", eh?
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23rd August 07, 10:21 AM
#2
I love it!!  Thanks for sharing!
Bruce K.
Laird of Diddly Squat
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23rd August 07, 10:26 AM
#3
Now that's a nice wee jingle from Al Gingles !
Regional Director for Scotland for Clan Cunningham International, and a Scottish Armiger.
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23rd August 07, 10:41 AM
#4
Too funny!
[B]Paul Murray[/B]
Kilted in Detroit! Now that's tough.... LOL
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23rd August 07, 02:34 PM
#5
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
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23rd August 07, 08:38 PM
#6
Al, ya nut... ;-) That was funny...
-J
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23rd August 07, 09:18 PM
#7
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch..... That was nice
"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
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