Old Rules for Wearing the Highland Dress

[Woodsheal]

I aim to please ! I just couldn't think of a way of attaching a whisky bottle to one's other accoutrements!
Another thought: since he seems to be describing a field - or even a military - get-up, the "bottle" may mean a canteen, which the Brits refer to as "water bottles"....

[Ian.MacAllan]

I was wondering if another southpaw would speak on our behalf. I'm proud to be sinister in a dexterous world.

Because it has long been known that the left half of the brain controls the right half of the body, and the right half of the brain the left half of the body, it should be obvious to any thinking person that only left-handed people are in their right minds.

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