Quote Originally Posted by artificer View Post
My usual reply to "Nice skirt" is (at the top of my lungs) "Thanks, but I'm only interested in women".

It's usually enough to make the offender (always a man) blush and feel a bit of an a$$ around his other friends (as this type of person is the sort who would never make such a comment without an audience/peer group to back them up.)
I'm totally stealing this for my newly kilted sons!