The other day, when wearing trousers, I went with a friend to eat in a local restaurant. I've already been to this particular restaurant a few times in my kilts (to good effect and without any problems).

So this time the waitress says "can I ask you a question?" I replied "yes, of course". She went on to say "When you wear your kilts,...the question...!".

I was amazed, to say the least.

For those that are interested, I replied that I would ask her the same question the next time I saw her in a skirt.