I apologize in advance for asking this off the wall question….

A few months back, my wife and I brought into our family a young, male smooth hair fox terrier who is simply a joy. With Halloween approaching, my beautiful wife of 33 years came up with, what SHE thinks, is a great idea.

My wife said, “Wouldn’t it be fun on Halloween for Reno (our fox terrier) to dress up in a doggy kilt costume? In that way, you and he can both be dressed in kilts to pass out candy to the trick or treaters.”

I’m not opposed to wearing one of my kilts for Halloween as I look forward to any opportunity to wear a kilt but I kind of think it’s crazy to dress my little pal in a kilt costume. After all, he was neutered not long ago; how much indignity can the little fella take?

As in most successful marriages, however, my wife wears the “pants” so I need to find a doggy kilt costume.

Can anyone suggest where I might be able to purchase a doggy kilt costume?