Okay lads, lets hear your stories. We all have had those times when the lassies have gone a bit too far (or maybe not far enough!) when we are wearing the kilt. Especially if we are going regimental, as I assume most of us do.

How have you reacted? Where did it happen. Here's one:

Just the other night, at a very nice restaurant, my wife and I were dining with another couple. The other gent was also wearing his kilt. (Mine was my Bear Kilt - Grizzly Cut - GO BEAR) Well, three fine ladies sitting near the bar immediately took a fancy to me and my kilt. The quesitons started to fly....."What's under there?" "I want to see what is under your kilt." etc. etc.

Had some polite conversation, finished dinner and went to the local Irish pub for a nightcap. A bit later in walk the three aforementioned ladies.

Now they are hanging on me and demanding "access." My wife,(who is a 5'9" blond and very athletic) stood up and told them they couldn't handle it. She bought them a drink and they settled down.

That is just one story......what are yours?