ARRRRRGUH!!!!

The desperate and powerful 'jones' has me completely in it's clutches! Ever since I ordered my 4 yard wool, casual in Bruce tartan from Matt Newsome, I've attempted to stave off all callings of the tartan and the kilt. I've stopped checking xmarks, I've not opened my kilt closet, I've forced myself to cease all tartan searches on the internet---because the yearning is so very strong!!!!

Help---help I say! What is a Bruce-Newsome-Locharron Joneser to do????

Oh--the agony of the next 6-8 weeks!!!!!