After wearing my kilt for a St Andrew's sesion with my cubs on Monday, the wife decided to buy two skirts:1 Royal Stewart and a National Pride mini.

My son saw the order page on evil-bay and kicked off as he wants one - "It's not fair dad! You've already got a kilt and your buying two more!". I quickly pointed out, that although I've been told I have good legs (including at the ceilidh on Saturday), that they did say 'ladies' so they were for mum.

"Oh, that's just GREAT!" as he stormed off - not having seen the third kilt - Scottish Heritage - was for him. Its going to be great to see his face at Xmas but will be interesting until then...

...and then he'll want a sporran, belt, hose...anyone know the winning numbers for the lottery?