After reading the posts about how to wear the kilt I have come to a very obvious conclusion ( Yes I was Cop 13 years ).

As the knowledge in a certain field increases, the ability to share it with tact decreses.

The only way to wear a kilt, is secure around your waist so it does'nt proceed to the area around your ankles. Any other comments, just repeat "Sod Off".

Yes I have a few blue ribbons!