Time out, people. Just take a deep breath before you hit that "submit" button.

And while you are reading this, please remind yourself of this:

Rule #12
– The topic of discussion on this forum is the kilt. Discussions veering off the topic or discussions or photos which stress topics other than the kilt will be subject to removal.
I mentioned it once on Page 1, and I don't like repeating myself very much. This is in the Comments and Suggestions forum, and I see neither comments nor suggestions that would be helpful to the improvement of the site.

AFAIC, this should have been in Miscellaneous to begin with but the mods have been alright with keeping it where it is for now. Nonetheless, this thread is a gnat's breath away from being shut down entirely.