"All I want is a proper cup ‘o coffee, brewed in a proper copper coffee pot.
I may be off my dot, but I want a cup ‘o coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
Iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots - they’re no use to me.
If I can’t have a proper cup 'o coffee from a proper copper coffee pot ...
Then I’ll have a cup ‘a tea !"


Shamelessly copied off the Interwebs and performed by any number of singers...