My thoughts, costing nowt and therefore worth nowt, are based on what I would do?

Jacket and waistcoat - Great. I want one. Where did you find it?

Shirt - White or cream or even pale yellow at a push. Standard collar.

Tie - Long, plain Navy or dark Green. Windsor knot (because it is beautifully symmetrical).



Hose - Whatever you have in the way of proper Kilt socks. If you haven't, don't skimp, try and get some. Any colour but if you ARE buying, Bottle green or Navy, bright red flashes.

Shoes - Black or brown, lace-up, polished (not ghillies, you'll scare the children).

Sporran - Whatever you have except full mask (you'll scare everybody). If you're buying, a plain day sporran in black or brown, follow choice of shoes usually (although you don't have to). This will likely give you most mileage in the future.

Attitude - Relax, it's only clothes.