So

today I'm hired to pipe at a wedding.

A MacNeill is marrying a MacDuff. Stewarts are in attendance.

And I'm the only kilt in the building.

Being a member here and viewing the world through kilt-coloured glasses I expected a roomful of kilts!

It was a reality check of sorts, that people of Scottish heritage here, who are quite aware of it, would not own kilts or even hire kilts for their wedding.

(But at least they hired a piper )